Derek. 19. Homosexual. Type 1 Diabetic. Sophomore in college. Studying education. I love math. I post about Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Mac, Lost, Glee, American Horror Story, but mostly I just reblog stupid text posts. Message me and talk to me!

 

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

modorrelin:

someone posted this on facebook and i can’t believe i’m still laughing i’m sooo ashamed

phantomdeer:

8) = fucking shit nerd

B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker

(Source: 107422)

fuck-benedict:


hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

(Source: chickem)

greatwhiteprivilege:

i can’t stop laughing at the fact that i used to think i was straight

me

a heterosexual

jaclcfrost:

someonemayhavejust:

jaclcfrost:

sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]

SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]

this is

more than i bargained for

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

christineperfect:

i feel like lindsey would be a really awful boyfriend because all he would do is talk about stevie